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I'm not saying she's fast, but the shutter speed was about 1/1000. |
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I handed her this book and asked her to read it to me since I didn't know how. She just kept pointing at her shirt. Yes, sweetie, shirt. |
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This is called the germ melting pot. OF COURSE it's her most favorite thing ever. |
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Shhh. Don't tell anyone I ate my plate. |
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Hey sweetie, you're missing. |
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Oh great, I stepped in gum. Crap, I got gum in my hair! |
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Within 2 minutes, our question is answered. Yes, Taylor is too young for a pet hamster. |
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...yes, that's correct...Yes, right in the middle of my head. I look like a freaking sumo wrestler...the first half is already in your off-shore account. You'll get the rest when it's done. |
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Step 1: Receive orders from parents not to climb on things.
Step 2: Always make sure parents are watching before climbing on things. |
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For the first time ever, Lily is glad the door is shut. |
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Step 3: Repeat as often as possible on as many things as possible. |
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This is just here as an illustration of how parenting is a team effort. She is wearing the baby monitor and cooking. I am drinking a beer, watching the game, and tracking dirt on the carpet. Wait, now I'm asking when dinner is going to be ready. |
