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My daughter will have nothing but the best. I outfitted her nursery with a 6.1 DTS system with 200W per channel. I think she likes it. |
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This is Taylor doing her best impression of a boy. |
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Taylor, doing "The Fonz". |
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A bathing suit and a conveniently-placed ducky is all it takes to bathe a baby. |
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So Taylor had her first round of shots today. It was very upsetting for her mom and I. We dealt with the problem as best we could. |
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We decided to enter Taylor in that new reality show, The Contender. |
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Okay, so it started out as a simple tour of the taffy factory. There was a lot of 'Troy, put her down' followed by 'Honey, it's under control. I'm not really going to drop her in there'. |
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That star just ate my sock! |
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Kristen, have you seen my 40-pound bunny ears? |
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This is mine. This is where my food comes from. |
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Hey look, it's mommy with a camera! |
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Oh crap. Is she okay? |
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Let's get the hell outta here. |
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Troy, for the last time, what do you want for dinner? What's wrong, cat got your t...HOLY CRAP! |
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This is what happens when you talk back to Mommy. |
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Mmm, baby breath |
