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Bumbo! This is a bumbo seat. I have no idea where the name comes from but Taylor seems to like it. The instructions say to never place it on a raised surface...like a countertop. |
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...and if you put a formula in this column, it will actually calculate the deltas for us... |
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This is the Exersaucer. It's like 10,000 toys in one. |
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Nice try. There's no way I'm pulling that again. |
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I'm not a huge fan of this bib, but everyone else finds it hilarious. Thus I will submit to the masses and post a picture of my daughter wearing something that makes you think of a curse word. |
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This is Natalia. She has two distinguishing traits. The first is that she's Colombian. The second is that she hates that I always bring up the fact that she's Colombian. She's afraid I'm then going to make some silly Colombian joke. Nonsense! |
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She said I can't have my bottle until I name 3 birds found in the northeast. |
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...and the result becomes your Adjusted Gross Income. Then you flip to the next page... |
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The inflatable baby is the best invention ever. |
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The evening was gorgeous and warm so Taylor had her first experience playing outside. |
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This is my imaginary friend, Phil. |
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As I gazed up at the stars so far away, I pondered, why, why would anyone ever put me in a shirt that says 'Chunky Monkey'? |
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Umm, some privacy please? |
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Hush little baby, don't say a word. Mommy's gonna buy you a mocking...HOLY CRAP! |
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I decided to strangle the water monster for looking at my daughter wrong. |
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Daddy, when you're done folding my diapers, bring me a fresh milk...AND NO BUBBLES! |
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As some may know, we're selling our house. You always want to pack up all of the clutter before showing it. |
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Please, it's perfectly safe. Bubble-wrap is FULL of air. |
