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Never bite the hand that feeds you. |
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Why no, I don't mind if you put me down. You didn't need this did you? |
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There's only one reason Taylor ever makes this face. |
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Hmm, I wonder if I can grab that sock without falling over |
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Woohoo! ... Doh! |
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Taylor, you aren't eating your bears again, are you? |
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According to Dr. Elmo, her tonsils were just fine. |
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Well Taylor, everything looks fine. If I could just get your insurance inf...AHH, MY EYEBALL! |
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There we go. See how much better your skin looks after applying that lotion? |
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Ah crap. Four months of trust down the tubes. |
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What are you, deaf? STOP TAKING MY PICTURE! |
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Kristen bought our innocent daughter a leopard-skin outfit. Maybe we should just teach her to smoke. |
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How the hell did I get in here? |
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What are you looking at?! I'll break out of here and make you eat that camera! I'm frikkin' crazy! You hear me?! Raaa! |
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The undersigned here-forth agrees to stop crying. |
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Umm, Miss? I can't feel my fingers. Miss? |
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And with the flip of a switch, they all learned a lesson in centrifugal force. |
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It's okay, Taylor, we can get your temperature from the armpit. |
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We made Shake'n'Bake today
"And I helped!" |
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Taylor, keep your fingers out of the tiger cage. |
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I don't understand why she won't sleep at night. |
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After we're done here, I need to pick up my diapers from the dry-cleaners. |
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Umm, where are you guys going? I guess I'll just wait here then. |
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She keeps all the food in her cheeks in case she gets hungry later. |
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It's hopeless. I've been looking for my contact for hours. |
