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See, it says here that Goldilocks was simply hungry and...okay I just realized you aren't real. |
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Taylor's first experience in a restaurant highchair. |
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Look, I'm the 2.5! |
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She hasn't taken an I.Q. test yet, but we've pretty much made our assessment. |
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Quick, climb under! I can't hold this up forever! |
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Yeah yeah, they're dressed alike. This is about 30 seconds before Jeff decided to poke Taylor in the eye. |
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This is about -3 seconds before Jeff decided to poke Taylor in the eye. It's probably an accident though. I doubt he's really after her. |
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Nope, he's definitely after her. She began crying at this point. Yep, Jeff picks on girls. |
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It might be kinda early, but I got Taylor a bike with a trailer she could pull her teddy bear in. |
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I call it the Taylor Trailer. I also get beat up almost everyday. |
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So, this babysitting thing? I'm pretty sure you're supposed to be playing with me ... or at least holding me. Can I have some clothes? |
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Taylor and I test out the new hammock. |
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Hey, I learned my first word today...it's "matricide". |
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Oh come on! It's been three freakin' days! I can't feel my ears! |
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There are some who believe that the ancient art of origami requires paper. |
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Wow, somebody deserves the Dad of the Year award. You dump a bottle of Dasani in the backyard and call it a pool? Even the duck has run aground in this water marvel. Good thing I'm wearing this wet suit! |
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Taylor, stop it right now! We'll play ghost later. |
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Taylor, the Padawan warrior |
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My attempt to scare Taylor failed, but now she's deathly afraid of orange soda. |
