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This is how Taylor and Mommy go hiking. |
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That awful toy is supposed to vibrate to simulate the purr of the engine. I think they do it by hiding a jackhammer inside. |
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First of all, she can't do much harm with them in the box. Second of all, that carpet is totally insured against fire damage. |
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This is a good time to mention the Terms of Use for this web site. Nothing here can be used as evidence against Kristen or me in a criminal or civil trial. |
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I'm sorry; you lost me. Am I a mommy duck or a mommy kangaroo? |
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This is the only Virginia Tech cheerleader outfit she has...the only one for away games, anyway. |
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I wanted to go play tackle-football with the guys. Kristen said I needed to spend time with my daughter. Marriage is about compromise. |
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They say we evolved from apes. I say, "Prove it". |
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Picnics looked a lot more fun on TV. |
