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Givin' Momma a little wink. |
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At first Taylor liked her Winnie the Pooh doll. We started to worry when she viciously ripped his scalp off and began wearing it as a hat. |
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Babies are small. |
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Her little shins are exposed to the cold. Wren would have a fit. |
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When cornered, candycane monsters will strike with their deadly candy shuriken. |
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Dear Social Services, Please send me documentation detailing what constitutes mistreatment of children. Thank you. |
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Dear Mr. Self, Thank you for your recent inquiry. Dressing a child as a duck and surrounding her with rubber duckies does not constitute mistreatment. However, should your wife ever go insane and try to bathe her duck-baby in an empty tub, give us a call. |
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Shouldn't there be a beer in the other hand? |
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Losers like Mozart played piano with their hands. Taylor's way beyond that. |
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You'd think we'd keep it cleaner around here. Let's see you clean the house and raise a baby at the same time. |
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I'm not sure how she figured out the remote, but we came home to find her watching Sex and the City. She seemed really mesmerized. Wait, did I say we came home? I meant that we came into the nursery from just down the hall...the safety hall. We're good parents, damnit! |
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K.C. becomes the first of the Boston bunch to see Taylor. |
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Taylor's first day in DC. I'm pretty sure this is the Capitol. |
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Ahh, this reminds of the first time Kristen held someone else's baby. I think it was sometime last March...or April maybe. I don't remember...sometime just before she got pregnant. |
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We've got 6.1 DTS with 80 inches of progressive Halo...oh yeah, Taylor's over there in the corner somewhere. |
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Would anyone here prefer a crib? |
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Okay, I swear this wasn't me. I got to work to find my lunch wrapped in a diaper. Kristen's starting to crack. |
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I decided to give her the 'Dad Talk'. |
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Mom, you're being paranoid. It's just one friend. We'll be good. |
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Are you sure this is how we play musical chairs? Nobody appears to be losing. |
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Kristen, calm down. Now start over...what do you mean you can't find Taylor? |
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Okay. So I sometimes put up pictures simply because they're cute. What? |
